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Monday, September 27, 2010

I have so much to blog about..  

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But I have been afraid to do it! Why? Read on...

I have seen people post on their blogs how they dislike bloggers who complain about their husbands on their blog. But what if the post isn't being made maliciously behind his back, but with his knowledge? Does that change the rules?

I had been considering starting a third blog, that I could keep private and secretly write my heart out but I already have two blogs and three would be pushing it even without having to hide it. You know, a place where fowl language, the mention of nudity, or possibly not so "normal" behavior wouldn't send my readers running for the hills. Wait, I have that here! Only one problem...I have been worried about what he would think or say if he read it.

Well, while he was laying in bed at 2 pm this afternoon. Refusing to move his ass until I went and bought him a coffee, I told him I am going to start blogging about all the crap he does that pisses me off and...he said he didn't care. He rarely reads my blogs anyway since he thinks it is just as boring as the stuff I talk about!

This man seriously gives me enough shit to complain about that I have a new idea for a post running through my mind on a regular basis. I told him once that the only time we get along is when we are in bed, and it's true! He twists my words and tells his friends we hate each other unless we are in bed, which isn't true. I do love him, I just can't stand him!

So, now I'll have something to give you guys to read when I don't feel like writing a review...yay!

I have something else to share too, see that perdy lady up there? Well, Naughty Mommy gave me this award because she thinks I'm a Lady! Ooooh... Let's see, there are rules:

1. Thank the giver! Thank you Nanny!!!
2. In your post accepting your award write what Being A Lady means to You.
3. Give this award to whom You want to, and tell them why they are a Real Lady to you.

What being a Lady means to Me. While I was contemplating my ladylike response my husband decided he could do me one better, so here is what he had to say -all grammar errors are his as I left it unedited.

i lift my leg and fart on my husband daily i dont cook or clean i refuse to have sex with him always i nag/bitch and complain i refuse to shut up EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and in my defense I do not consider something nagging when it is only mentioned once a week on some task that has been waiting MONTHS to be done...like say the back door that was busted off it's hinges and being held on by a hook & eye clasp for nearly a year. I also do not recall any of this so called lifting of the leg farting that he mentions. Ladies don't fart! We pass gas.

Now, he wanted me to add this but refused to come and type it himself:

I flaunt around all day showing off my ass with my thong sticking out, lifting my shirt to flash him, teasing him and tempting him and then never put out!! Ha! You know, because ladies are innocent and don't do the nasty. Or, it could just be that his memory is so bad that as soon as a few hours have passed he can't remember whether he got any or not.

And also? Ladies do not drink, smoke, or do drugs... when others are looking. However, if you have seen one of us so called ladies do any of these things, it is possibly because we mentally blocked out your presence and in those cases - it doesn't count because you weren't there!

So now, I need to give my newly acquired award away. I'm way too lazy busy to think of a new reason for each of you, you were all chosen because I love how you are not afraid of what your readers might think and were able to create just ONE blog where you can be yourselves and keep a nice balance of adult and family friendly content....my lucky recipients are:


I know there are more of you, but like I said I'm too lazy busy to remember who you all are right now! To my readers: If you don't already follow the above 4 linked blogs make sure you check them out - like now!

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4 comments: to “ I have so much to blog about..


  • September 27, 2010 at 5:35 PM  

    I could just scream!! I hate it when the html gets all messed up and I get all those spaces in there. Why does it do that????


  • September 28, 2010 at 2:35 AM  

    lol..I hate that too.My pis always come out in the worng spot but what the hell, they are there anyway
    thanks for the award!


  • September 28, 2010 at 4:18 AM  

    I know bugs me too. Hey sorry about the issues with you old man. But if it's any consolation, I was worried about bitch on my blog too, until I realized Hubs was never going to read it he just doesn't give a crap about my stuff. And I'll still read your blog even if I don't always have time to comment.


  • September 28, 2010 at 10:45 AM  

    I love your blog!! To me personally, when I read "husband complaints" it makes me think THANK GOD I'M NOT ALONE! haha. I like it!