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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Cherry Chip Boobie Cakes  

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My friend Nanny from Naughty Mommy asked me to write a guest post this week and it took me a while to think of what to say but since this cupcake pan was my project for the week I decided to tie it in with this post.

If you don't already read her blog, please head over and check out my first attempt with this pan and don't forget to check out the rest of her posts because she has some great erotica up as well as her own sex toy reviews!

Kevin from Pipedream Products had wanted to send me a cake pan for this review, but instead I chose this cupcake pan and let me tell you why. Every single time I make a full size cake, it falls apart. I usually have better luck with cupcakes, and if you checked out my post on Nanny's blog you will see that my first attempt with this pan didn't turn out much better but here's to trying again!

I'm no baking pro and I'm not even going to pretend to be but since this is a baking post post I wanted to share with you one of my favorite recipes. This is also one of the only things I bake from scratch! I would have made this for the review, but the kids ate all the banana's I was saving to use so that idea was out.

Banana Bread
  • 1/2 cup shortening
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 3 mashed bananas
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1/2 cup cold black coffee
Mix it all together and bake it in a loaf pan at 350 for about an hour. You can also use a muffin pan. I usually double the recipe to make one loaf and12 muffins. Don't panic if you forget the flour. I did that once and it still turned out edible, but whatever you do - Don't forget the coffee!

Like I said, I didn't have any banana's so I went with cherry chip. It's made of all kinds of deliciousness and I just wanted a reason to eat it.

Since this is a review there are a few points I need to mention before you enjoy my horribly made video of me using the Boobie Cupcake Pan:

Packaging: Cellophane bag with tacky yet comical cardboard stapled on top.
Size: 9.5 x 8. Each set of Boobies is about 4" across, if you can avoid breaking them.
Clean up: Easy Peasy. The cakes broke, but they didn't stick. (I greased the pan before putting in the mix)


I should start a series. Misfit Cooking: How not to cook. My skills in that area are all kinds of fail. Luckily, I'm good in bed!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Fetish Fantasy Spread-Eagle Sling {Review}  

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I have been putting off posting this review while I worked out some kinks I had in using this product. I did eventually get it to work after watching Kevin's video (below) and a small modification. This was actually supposed to be included in my bondage week reviews, little late for that though... I received this and a few other fun things from Pipedream Products to review so keep an eye out for more reviews coming up!

The Fetish Fantasy Series Spread Eagle Sling is absolutely perfect, in theory. The spread eagle position allows for deep penetration and feels great, but it isn't always easy to hold that position for as long as you would like. Like other Fetish Fantasy series products, it comes with a free mask. The box calls it a satin mask, it is soft and comfortable - but it's definitely not satin.

The sling is made up of two nylon straps, with plastic buckles and a nearly 8" long neoprene neck support plus two ankle cuffs. The neck support resembles the padding you would find on a duffle bag and really doesn't offer very much for comfort, but it is better than nothing. The cuffs are made out of the same material as the neck pad and are just under 14" long in total, 8" without counting the Velcro. I didn't measure the straps, but they are long enough that I am pretty sure that there wouldn't be a problem using them no matter what your height (I'm 5ft).

While I was waiting for this sling, I read a couple reviews on it and was looking forward to trying it out. The very night it arrived I strapped the cuffs around my ankles while still fully dressed so I could adjust the length of the straps and have everything just right for when we wanted to use it. I noticed right away that the buckles didn't lock into place on their own and it is absolutely neccessary to hold onto the "tails" that hung from my feet to keep them from coming loose.

That alone wouldn't have been so much of a problem, but the third buckle that stays up near my neck was what caused a nuissance. The strap just slips when I put the least amount of resistance onto it which really defeats the purpose. The only way I could stop it from slipping was to tie a knot so it will stay put. But really? This shouldn't be necessary and the other reviews I read didn't appear to have this problem.

After I tied the knot, using the sling did turn out to be pretty fun. Leaving me spread and exposed for my husband to do as he wished with a few toys from my collection, and of course for intercourse. I found that it is equally possible to hold both tails with just one hand so that I could have a free hand to help him out. My legs still got a bit tired from being held up for so long, but most of the work was on my arms. My neck did not feel strained or sore at all! I did find myself wishing that there were cuffs for my wrists, so I might want to try out the Fetish Fantasy Hogtie Rope next! Overall, the Spread Eagle sling still isn't a favorite item but not a dud either. The Position Master looks to be superior and is definitely on my wishlist as well.


I know this is supposed to be my review, but Kevin summed up the assembly better than I could have in this video so if you are considering buying this sling you should check it out! One mistake that I originally made was that I didn't thread the buckle through the neck strap like how he shows in the video. If you skip that step, you will end up with one very long side and one very short side!



Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Lubey Tuesday...Contest by Pipedream!  

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Caption this Photo!


Pipedream Product's is giving away one of their super cool looking Moist Lube Dispensers and all you need to do to win is caption the above photo! I can't win since I have already won a prize in the last 30 days, but you can! You know you want it ~ Go, be funny, make them laugh and get MOIST!!

Enter on Pipedreams Facebook page ~ You've got until tomorrow afternoon!