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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Cherry Chip Boobie Cakes  

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My friend Nanny from Naughty Mommy asked me to write a guest post this week and it took me a while to think of what to say but since this cupcake pan was my project for the week I decided to tie it in with this post.

If you don't already read her blog, please head over and check out my first attempt with this pan and don't forget to check out the rest of her posts because she has some great erotica up as well as her own sex toy reviews!

Kevin from Pipedream Products had wanted to send me a cake pan for this review, but instead I chose this cupcake pan and let me tell you why. Every single time I make a full size cake, it falls apart. I usually have better luck with cupcakes, and if you checked out my post on Nanny's blog you will see that my first attempt with this pan didn't turn out much better but here's to trying again!

I'm no baking pro and I'm not even going to pretend to be but since this is a baking post post I wanted to share with you one of my favorite recipes. This is also one of the only things I bake from scratch! I would have made this for the review, but the kids ate all the banana's I was saving to use so that idea was out.

Banana Bread
  • 1/2 cup shortening
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 3 mashed bananas
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1/2 cup cold black coffee
Mix it all together and bake it in a loaf pan at 350 for about an hour. You can also use a muffin pan. I usually double the recipe to make one loaf and12 muffins. Don't panic if you forget the flour. I did that once and it still turned out edible, but whatever you do - Don't forget the coffee!

Like I said, I didn't have any banana's so I went with cherry chip. It's made of all kinds of deliciousness and I just wanted a reason to eat it.

Since this is a review there are a few points I need to mention before you enjoy my horribly made video of me using the Boobie Cupcake Pan:

Packaging: Cellophane bag with tacky yet comical cardboard stapled on top.
Size: 9.5 x 8. Each set of Boobies is about 4" across, if you can avoid breaking them.
Clean up: Easy Peasy. The cakes broke, but they didn't stick. (I greased the pan before putting in the mix)


I should start a series. Misfit Cooking: How not to cook. My skills in that area are all kinds of fail. Luckily, I'm good in bed!

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Friday, October 8, 2010

ClassiX Silicone Snatch  

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I had originally been interested in this item because my husband wanted something he could use without the maintenance required with materials like cyberskin. First off, the Silicone Snatch by ClassiX is not really silicone. I suppose for the low price I should have guessed that, I am told it is a "silicone blend". It is soft and squishy and does have an odor that reminded me of cyberskin, but I believe it is TPE. For our purposes it did not matter to me that it was not pure silicone, TPE is still Hypoallergenic, Phthalate and latex free. I have several other toys made with this material and I personally have nothing against it.

When examining the Silicone Snatch I noticed right away how small the entry hole was. At first I thought it was sealed as though it was supposed to feel like a virgin but with some lube I was able to get a finger in and see that I was wrong. When it is new the hole is so small you can't even see it! The inside is lined with ridges along the entire length which are around 1/4" apart. The toy is only about 3.5" long long with a girth of about 1.5". It is stretchy enough that it should be able to accommodate any size of penis but those on the larger side may want to find something else, read on to see why.

With plenty of water based lube we still struggled to get this snatch on my husbands penis. There was no way he was going to penetrate that thing just by pushing it down onto his shaft. He ended up having to pull the hole open with his fingers to maneuver it on while I held his penis upright. I can't see how someone could do this solo as it took us a few tries to get it using both of our hands. Once it was on, and both of our hands were lubed up we had to be careful not to let go. If you are only using it so that you can sling shot it across the room then by all means, let go! Otherwise, keep your grip as tight as possible - Not always easy with lube.

He said it did feel good, but complained that because of the short length he could only use it to stimulate either his shaft or his head; but not both. It was a good length to allow me to suck on his head, but was less stimulating on just the shaft. The box claims that it is perfect for beginners, which it may very well be due to the price, but the experience could be discouraging to a beginner if it doesn't work out as they hoped.

When we were done playing my husband commented that one of our buddies might be able to appreciate this toy more, but I took a look at it and saw that the entry hole that was once so tiny was now torn. This being after it's first use I really can't recommend this product to anyone unless you are just looking for something to give as a gag gift or a compact addition to your jack off session that won't leave you feeling like you broke the bank when you toss it.

The Silicone Snatch is a Pipedream Products Exclusive, but they also carry quite a few other masturbators & pumps if you don't think this one would be right for you. If you do decide on the Silicone Snatch, you should clean it with soap & water or toy cleaner before and after each use but avoid sharing with those you aren't fluid bonded with as TPE is slightly porous.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Fetish Fantasy Spread-Eagle Sling {Review}  

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I have been putting off posting this review while I worked out some kinks I had in using this product. I did eventually get it to work after watching Kevin's video (below) and a small modification. This was actually supposed to be included in my bondage week reviews, little late for that though... I received this and a few other fun things from Pipedream Products to review so keep an eye out for more reviews coming up!

The Fetish Fantasy Series Spread Eagle Sling is absolutely perfect, in theory. The spread eagle position allows for deep penetration and feels great, but it isn't always easy to hold that position for as long as you would like. Like other Fetish Fantasy series products, it comes with a free mask. The box calls it a satin mask, it is soft and comfortable - but it's definitely not satin.

The sling is made up of two nylon straps, with plastic buckles and a nearly 8" long neoprene neck support plus two ankle cuffs. The neck support resembles the padding you would find on a duffle bag and really doesn't offer very much for comfort, but it is better than nothing. The cuffs are made out of the same material as the neck pad and are just under 14" long in total, 8" without counting the Velcro. I didn't measure the straps, but they are long enough that I am pretty sure that there wouldn't be a problem using them no matter what your height (I'm 5ft).

While I was waiting for this sling, I read a couple reviews on it and was looking forward to trying it out. The very night it arrived I strapped the cuffs around my ankles while still fully dressed so I could adjust the length of the straps and have everything just right for when we wanted to use it. I noticed right away that the buckles didn't lock into place on their own and it is absolutely neccessary to hold onto the "tails" that hung from my feet to keep them from coming loose.

That alone wouldn't have been so much of a problem, but the third buckle that stays up near my neck was what caused a nuissance. The strap just slips when I put the least amount of resistance onto it which really defeats the purpose. The only way I could stop it from slipping was to tie a knot so it will stay put. But really? This shouldn't be necessary and the other reviews I read didn't appear to have this problem.

After I tied the knot, using the sling did turn out to be pretty fun. Leaving me spread and exposed for my husband to do as he wished with a few toys from my collection, and of course for intercourse. I found that it is equally possible to hold both tails with just one hand so that I could have a free hand to help him out. My legs still got a bit tired from being held up for so long, but most of the work was on my arms. My neck did not feel strained or sore at all! I did find myself wishing that there were cuffs for my wrists, so I might want to try out the Fetish Fantasy Hogtie Rope next! Overall, the Spread Eagle sling still isn't a favorite item but not a dud either. The Position Master looks to be superior and is definitely on my wishlist as well.


I know this is supposed to be my review, but Kevin summed up the assembly better than I could have in this video so if you are considering buying this sling you should check it out! One mistake that I originally made was that I didn't thread the buckle through the neck strap like how he shows in the video. If you skip that step, you will end up with one very long side and one very short side!



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Monday, August 16, 2010

Fetish Fantasy Ultra Cuff Set {Review and Giveaway}  

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I won these cuffs from Pipedream's super awesome facebook page a while back, I guess you could say it was my first real introduction to Pipedream Products. They were also my first pair of cuffs, so I thought they would be a good start for Bondage Week.

The box that mine came in is white instead of blue like the one that is advertised on their site now, same photo though. I have had these for a few months now, so the packaging color might have been changed since then. There isn't anything all too special about the packaging - It's a box with a picture of a chick sporting the Ultra Cuff Set. It's really not very discreet, but still a tasteful picture in my eyes at least. It is small enough that you should be able to easily hide it away in a drawer if you need to.


Inside the box, the cuffs are folded up nicely in a little plastic bag and you even get a free love mask that comes in a little bag too. I didn't use the mask during playtime, so I guess I can't comment there - but I did use it for sleeping which was another first for me. Staying up all night "researching" new toys and writing about them sounds like fun, right? Not so fun when you are trying to sleep with the sun in your eyes. Thanks to the love mask, I no longer have that problem!

I'm sure you aren't here to read about the love mask or the box, so I suppose it's time to get on to the review! The Ultra Cuffs are mostly made out of a soft foam like material with a ring (like a key chain) on each cuff and a single lobster clasp to hold them together. With the cuffs clipped together the space in between them is about 5 inches. You could always replace the clasp with something else to make the space bigger if you wanted.

I don't know exactly what the material is, but they are strong enough to hold me -though if you had to escape, you could. They fasten with Velcro, and are big enough to fit any size of wrist or even ankles. On my small wrists the Velcro strap is actually a bit too long since the cuffs 17" in total when laid flat and it overlaps on me. The cuff itself, not counting the Velcro is about 10 1/4" long. I thought about cutting the Velcro shorter, but decided to leave it in case I want to use them on someone with bigger wrists. The Velcro is making the fabric start to get fuzzy where it has been overlapping though, so cutting it might be a good idea.


They are decent cuffs, soft, comfortable and strong enough to hold any willing subject and were perfect as a first pair. If you want to use them to tie someone to the bed you will need to use some rope, scarves, tether straps or whatever you find that will work. They haven't come apart or shown a lot of wear for me yet, but we haven't been extremely rough with them either.

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Lubey Tuesday...Contest by Pipedream!  

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Caption this Photo!


Pipedream Product's is giving away one of their super cool looking Moist Lube Dispensers and all you need to do to win is caption the above photo! I can't win since I have already won a prize in the last 30 days, but you can! You know you want it ~ Go, be funny, make them laugh and get MOIST!!

Enter on Pipedreams Facebook page ~ You've got until tomorrow afternoon!

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