Friday, April 23, 2010
Fuckin' {or lack of} Friday #1
Labels: Fuckin' Friday 0 commentsWelcome to the first of my (hopefully) regular weekly series , Fuckin Friday !
This is where I will be documenting the sexless adventures of a long distance relationship , and eventually the rejoicing ! I'll also be adding in some fantasies, or more detailed stories on the use of toys I am reviewing!
My idea for this post came about in a text conversation this past Sunday. I was telling him about how I had met a guy that I used to know from high school , at the bar where I work Saturday nights. He had been the live music for the night , so was allowed to stay a little later while he packed up his stuff.
We talked for a while after the bar closed , he showed me his iPhone (which made me want one even more!) And....That was basically it , it was a typical guy-I used-to-know boring conversation (even though he was deliciously tempting!)
I went about cleaning up the bar , and it wasn't until around a half hour LATER , that I realized the fly on my jeans was open. Typical. No wonder he didn't ask for my number... I bet it was open all night. Not such a MILF anymore , am I ?
So , here is how the text conversation went:
Him: "He was only talking to you because he wanted you"
Me: "No he was talking to me because thats what people do , to be nice!...besides I think the woman he was sitting with was his wife"
Him: "You have a mouth that will make any man forget he is married"
Me: "Do you think he could get me to open it ?"
Him: "It shouldn't be that hard I know you need it after this long without"
Me: "I've got toys !"
Him: "You've also got a pussy that will make a man forget who he is"
Me: "You need it bad don't you babe"
Him: "You know I do"
Me: ".....I'm going to blog about this ! "
Ok , I'll admit after re-reading this , it isn't the fantastic Fuckin' Friday post I had in mind when I started typing but I hope someone enjoyed it ! They will get better , I promise !
Don't think it quite went like that at the end , but I waited too long to write this and the messages got bumped off my phone !
Will be publishing my review of the Xtra sweet double dong on Sunday ,I hope you will check it out!
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