Here is a very very over due post, which I will admit was mostly written months ago. I may have a small procrastination issue. Just a small one, really! I will be trying to work on these posts each week but please don't get upset if I miss one! My plan for these posts was to share personal stories on sex, masturbation, or erotica if I feel creative enough. Future posts will be on more recent events but since this one was almost done I decided to go ahead and post it. Enjoy!

That night, he told me his roommates had gone out, and he was all alone in the cabin for once. So like a good and horny little wife I offered up some phone sex but he said he couldn't right now. Really? You can't? Why not?? He kept texting me through the evening, avoiding certain questions and saying a few other things I was suspicious of. But, I didn't actually ask if he was on his way here. You know, since I assumed that maybe the story he had about possibly having to work on Saturday was true.

Then, around 11pm the door knob rattles. Then someone knocks. At first, I assumed it was my mom. Who else would try to walk in and then knock at this time of night ? As I get closer to the door, I see that it isn't even locked. Who knocks on a door that isn't locked after trying to open it? I'm home all by myself with the kids, and just about locked it before peeking out the little window!

I went ahead and took a peek and just about screamed! There was my husband, with his face right in the window staring in! He even brought me a Timmies! At this point neither of us had been able to get one for several days, so the Timmies was quite important, lol.

The kids were obviously excited, so they gave us a bit of a hard time at bedtime but once we finally got them there we were able to start having some fun. I put on a new porn that I had wanted to share with him, brought out one of my toys and propped the pillows up so that I would be nice and comfortable, and demanded - with a hint of begging - for him to make me come.

He started with his tongue, always with such skill that he can make me squirm almost immediately...but he wasn't going to stop there. He knows it takes him a while to make me finish purely on clitoral stimulation, and when it takes too long I get sensitive and we need to start over - which is never a good thing!

The G-Swirl was our toy of pleasure for the night and with the vibrator in my vagina he slid a finger into my ass while still licking my clit. Oh My! The vibrations traveled in such a way that I could have sworn that he had an actual vibrator in both holes. I couldn't stand the triple stimulation for long and it was soon time for him to pull out his finger and the vibe so that he could lap up his reward.

Funny how it works out that if I am using a toy on myself, I don't always like having him "interfere" but when I get to lay back and let him use it on me the orgasms come strong and hard! He loves licking up my juices and I love when he does it so it's always fun for both of us!

This is where I will be documenting the sexless adventures of a long distance relationship , and eventually the rejoicing ! I'll also be adding in some fantasies, or more detailed stories on the use of toys I am reviewing!

My idea for this post came about in a text conversation this past Sunday. I was telling him about how I had met a guy that I used to know from high school , at the bar where I work Saturday nights. He had been the live music for the night , so was allowed to stay a little later while he packed up his stuff.

We talked for a while after the bar closed , he showed me his iPhone (which made me want one even more!) And....That was basically it , it was a typical guy-I used-to-know boring conversation (even though he was deliciously tempting!)

I went about cleaning up the bar , and it wasn't until around a half hour LATER , that I realized the fly on my jeans was open. Typical. No wonder he didn't ask for my number... I bet it was open all night. Not such a MILF anymore , am I ?

So , here is how the text conversation went:

Him: "He was only talking to you because he wanted you"

Me: "No he was talking to me because thats what people do , to be nice!...besides I think the woman he was sitting with was his wife"

Him: "You have a mouth that will make any man forget he is married"

Me: "Do you think he could get me to open it ?"

Him: "It shouldn't be that hard I know you need it after this long without"

Me: "I've got toys !"

Him: "You've also got a pussy that will make a man forget who he is"

Me: "You need it bad don't you babe"

Him: "You know I do"

Me: ".....I'm going to blog about this ! "

Ok , I'll admit after re-reading this , it isn't the fantastic Fuckin' Friday post I had in mind when I started typing but I hope someone enjoyed it ! They will get better , I promise !

Don't think it quite went like that at the end , but I waited too long to write this and the messages got bumped off my phone !

Will be publishing my review of the Xtra sweet double dong on Sunday ,I hope you will check it out!