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Monday, June 21, 2010

You Can Bite Me Anytime ~ Tantus Vamp  


I have always loved anything to do with Vampires, so naturally when I first saw the Vamp I knew I had to have it. I was very excited when offered to let me review it not only because I was getting the dildo I had been lusting after, but because it was going to be shipping from within Canada which meant I would only have to wait a few days for the package to come in the mail ~ Canadians will understand how frustrating the wait can be!

Even though my Vamp did arrive very quickly (and discreetly) things kept coming up, and for one reason or another I didn't get to play with him for about a week after I received it. Over and over I would take him out of the box to admire his perfection but then would have to put him back and hide the box away again.

Vamp is made by Tantus has incredible detail including raised veins and a very well pronounced head. It measures 7" in length and 5" around. The ridge of the head is a little bigger and is great if you love the popping feeling as is goes in and out.I didn't try to use this sex toy anally because of the size, but the 2 3/4 inch flared base makes it safe for anal use and harness compatible if you wanted to.

Once I finally did get to play with Vamp, I found that even though it is very close in size to my husband other than it's large head, I needed a bit of a warm up since this sex toy is not as forgiving and flexible as many of my other toys are. I was a little sad to find out that using this dildo along with my new We-Vibe was too difficult, but I might keep trying.

It is only available in the pale white sparkly color shown, and can be chilled in the freezer to help you along with your dirty vampire fantasy's. I never really thought I would enjoy playing with a well chilled, and presumably dead cock but I did toss it in the freezer for review purposes..It turned out that I did enjoy it, quite a bit more than I want to admit!

I was glad to find out that putting my Vamp in the freezer didn't cause the dildo to be stiffer, but I did whimper a little to "Bill" that he was too cold. (My giveaway might mention Twilight, but they aren't the only sexy vampires!) Even though Vamp isn't curved, the ridge on the head was just right for hitting, and putting a firm pressure on my G-Spot. This resulted in an orgasm that left me laying numb and unable to move in a matter of minutes. When I stood up my knees were shaking, It has been a long time since a toy has given me a knee shaking orgasm! Or maybe it was because he was so damn cold! Who said vampires have to be cold anyway? It will also retain heat if you prefer the living.

It is made from Tantus' silky smooth and glossy 100% premium silicone and is of course hypo-allergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free as well as tasteless and odorless. Silicone is very easy to care for, simply wash it in warm water and soap or sex toy cleaner. If you wish to sanitize it you can boil it for 3 minutes, wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution or place it on the top rack of your dishwasher with no soap. You should only use water based lubricant with silicone toys to make sure you don't damage them.

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7 comments: to “ You Can Bite Me Anytime ~ Tantus Vamp

  • June 21, 2010 at 4:15 PM  

    This looks like such an awesome toy! I'm having kinky thoughts right now of popping this bad boy in the freezer!!

    Still, I can't believe you went with Bill.. you traitor. If you were going to go in that fandom, it sould have at least been Eric. My loyalties still lie with Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer though. ^_^

  • June 25, 2010 at 11:48 PM  

    I want it!
    Just in time for True Blood Season 3...Bill...Eric...hmmm?....I'll take'em both!! oh baby!

  • June 27, 2010 at 1:30 AM  

    You don't Like the We Vibe2? I get the difficulty if your partner is well endowed.. but I LOVE it, almost as much as I lust after the Vamp Dildo.

    I think Ill like the size of it - & considering I;m vampire obsessed I think it will suit me well. However I'm not sure I'd be game to go putting it in the fridge!

    A little off topic but Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the hottest vamp ever, totally kicks twilights vamps butt! I love Vampires so much my sweet puppy is named Darla (after the btvs & Angel vampire)

  • June 30, 2010 at 12:16 AM  

    Hey, I actually have a question about the color. Is there glitter visible or is it part of a shimmering dust that just sparkles without showing any specific particles?

  • June 30, 2010 at 12:23 AM  

    I'd have to say it looks like they mixed glitter in with the silicone before moulding it. If you hold it one way you might not see sparkles, but as you turn it and the light hits them you do...I'll see if I can get a good picture tomorrow and post it up!

  • July 4, 2010 at 12:59 AM  

    Tantus has a fab line of products. The Vamp is beautiful, and perfect size for me. The head is a bit pronounced. Even so, I'm a Vamp lover! But I didn't use mine for vampire fantasys. =)

  • July 4, 2010 at 5:23 PM  

    I do like your description of this details on the Vamp--it is hard to tell from the picture if there are veins ('texture') or not. As weird as it is to have toys that are realistic like that, it is mostly about the feel of it that I enjoy.

    I also think it is awesome that you tossed it in the freezer!! I agree that the idea of playing with a dead floppy thing is kind of.... well, revolting, but its great that you enjoyed it. I otherwise enjoy temperature play as well, particularly with toys that can hold it well.

    The 'shaking orgasm' makes this toy a must-have to me. This was a great review, thank you for your honesty!! :D