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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

My first sex toy(s)  

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Now that I have (finally) completed reviews on my first toys, I thought I would share a little bit on my experience in buying them!

I suppose I should feel lucky that when I bought my first sex toys I was too shy to go into an actual store. I searched online for a Canadian store and requested a catalog for one of the shops I found. I was 19 and my husband had just got his first credit card so of course I had to shop for something!

Other than the fact that I had a brand new credit card to work with, we were fairly poor at the time so I carefully looked through the catalog and picked out a few toys that I really wanted to have. It was hard for me because I try not to spend money on non-essential things, but my husband pushed me and gave me the go ahead to spend however much I wanted. He is the complete opposite of me in this aspect, and is all about impulse buys.

It didn't take me long to decide that I would buy silicone toys. I knew I wanted an anal toy, and frugal minded me didn't think about getting a few different sizes. I went for the best and picked out Tantus' Flirt. I also wanted something that would be fun for foreplay, maybe even dual penetration and picked out the Compact, also by Tantus. When I saw Scorpio, the price left me debating it for a few days but in the end I decided I wanted it. Scorpio is my sign, the vibe would look great on my shelf (Have still not been able to display it on my shelf due to my kids but, one day right?). I also picked out a bullet vibe from a suggestion on using them along with silicone dildos, and since I got the bullet I couldn't resist getting a cute bunny sleeve that promised to flick my clit with it's ears to go over it.

Considering that I have had these toys for around 7 years now, the silicone toys still look brand new. Tantus premium silicone is excellent quality, and I do believe their statement of them lasting a lifetime with proper care. The bullet and the bunny, they were wonderful. They were my favorite toy for quite a while! About 3 years ago my kids discovered them in my drawer and thought it was a funny toy, they would turn it on and it would dance. It went missing, and they eventually confessed to breaking it and hiding it in the garbage. Oh my poor bunny, of course they didn't know I could have saved the bunny and tossed the bullet.

I don't love the Scorpio, but the quality is there. The shape that makes it so wonderful to look at turned out to be not so wonderful inside me and he is basically a display piece, that has yet to be displayed. Mine did come with a flaw, which I know now is a flaw but at the time it didn't occur to me that I might have been able to exchange it. I did get water inside the battery compartment while washing it, but I was able to clean it up and it still works. Other than that it is still in excellent condition, and you probably wouldn't guess at how long I have had it without me telling you. Fun Factory's silicone is also of excellent quality, although it is a completely different texture from Tantus'.

Once I finally got the courage to go shopping in a local store, I walked out with the Xtra Sweet Double Dong. It wasn't the last time I went into the store, but it was the last time I bought something because the toy they sold me burned me, smelled bad and overall is just not a toy I would recommend unless you absolutely must have an 18" purple dildo. If it had been my first toy purchase, it could very well have been the last which is why I am lucky that I was too shy to go to the store, before shopping online. Tantus and Fun Factory both make wonderful toys that are perfect for beginners and experienced users alike. If you are shopping for your first sex toy, or if your first toy was a FAIL. Get yourself a quality silicone toy and you won't regret it.


Sunday, July 18, 2010

Tantus Flirt ~ Review  

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This was the first anal toy I bought, and if I was to go back and rethink it - I would definitely buy it again. Mine is blue, and I don't think blue is available anymore - but you can get your own from this sex toy store in black or raspberry. There are smaller toys available, including the Little Flirt but if you are looking for a toy that will last through your first attempt at anal that you will continue using as you get more experienced then the Tantus Flirt would be an excellent choice.


This toy was originally called the big Flirt, but is not big enough to be intimidating. While it may be lacking in fancy ridges, curves, ripples, or vibrations this is not one to be overlooked. With it's basic shape, and plenty of lube this is a great toy for stretching out your anal muscles while preparing for a larger toy or penis...or simply to use during foreplay or oral sex.

With Flirt measuring 1 3/8" at it's widest with a 4 1/2" insertable length (5 1/2" total), it is a little big for a true beginner to fully insert in my opinion. Over the years I have had a lot of fun with only inserting the Flirt part way, since the tip starts very small (finger sized) and has a slightly smaller neck before the nice and gradual width increase. I have also enjoyed pushing it in until it starts to stretch ever so gently and then thrust with it this way going deeper each time until it comfortably works it's way into my anus. Even though I can fully insert it pretty easily using this method now, I still find the length to be too much to keep inside comfortably for very long so I use this toy for thrusting more often than as a plug. My preference may be for the better - The neck at the base has a 1" diameter and when I have tried using it as a plug it tends to want to pop out without a hand or a tight pair of panties holding it in...and during orgasm? Not a chance at this toy staying in place.

The rounded base can be uncomfortable between your butt cheeks but it ensures that it will not get sucked into your rectum, and also makes the Flirt harness compatible. I have never tried it with a harness personally, since I don't yet own one so I can't comment on how well it will work that way but I can say that vibrations travel though the silicone wonderfully while holding a bullet or other vibrator on the base.

Flirt is made from high quality 100% premium silicone. As always, silicone is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free as well as tasteless and odorless. Extremely easy to clean with anti-bacterial soap & water or sex toy cleaner, and equally easy to sterilize by boiling, bleaching (10% solution) or by running though the dishwasher on the top rack. You can only use water based lubricants with flirt, but the pliable, seamless, glossy surface makes insertion easy without any drag regardless of which brand of lube I have tried using.

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$31.99Flirt
Butt plug by Tantus
Material: Silicone
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Monday, June 21, 2010

You Can Bite Me Anytime ~ Tantus Vamp  

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I have always loved anything to do with Vampires, so naturally when I first saw the Vamp I knew I had to have it. I was very excited when Pinkcherry.ca offered to let me review it not only because I was getting the dildo I had been lusting after, but because it was going to be shipping from within Canada which meant I would only have to wait a few days for the package to come in the mail ~ Canadians will understand how frustrating the wait can be!


Even though my Vamp did arrive very quickly (and discreetly) things kept coming up, and for one reason or another I didn't get to play with him for about a week after I received it. Over and over I would take him out of the box to admire his perfection but then would have to put him back and hide the box away again.

Vamp is made by Tantus has incredible detail including raised veins and a very well pronounced head. It measures 7" in length and 5" around. The ridge of the head is a little bigger and is great if you love the popping feeling as is goes in and out.I didn't try to use this sex toy anally because of the size, but the 2 3/4 inch flared base makes it safe for anal use and harness compatible if you wanted to.

Once I finally did get to play with Vamp, I found that even though it is very close in size to my husband other than it's large head, I needed a bit of a warm up since this sex toy is not as forgiving and flexible as many of my other toys are. I was a little sad to find out that using this dildo along with my new We-Vibe was too difficult, but I might keep trying.

It is only available in the pale white sparkly color shown, and can be chilled in the freezer to help you along with your dirty vampire fantasy's. I never really thought I would enjoy playing with a well chilled, and presumably dead cock but I did toss it in the freezer for review purposes..It turned out that I did enjoy it, quite a bit more than I want to admit!

I was glad to find out that putting my Vamp in the freezer didn't cause the dildo to be stiffer, but I did whimper a little to "Bill" that he was too cold. (My giveaway might mention Twilight, but they aren't the only sexy vampires!) Even though Vamp isn't curved, the ridge on the head was just right for hitting, and putting a firm pressure on my G-Spot. This resulted in an orgasm that left me laying numb and unable to move in a matter of minutes. When I stood up my knees were shaking, It has been a long time since a toy has given me a knee shaking orgasm! Or maybe it was because he was so damn cold! Who said vampires have to be cold anyway? It will also retain heat if you prefer the living.

It is made from Tantus' silky smooth and glossy 100% premium silicone and is of course hypo-allergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free as well as tasteless and odorless. Silicone is very easy to care for, simply wash it in warm water and soap or sex toy cleaner. If you wish to sanitize it you can boil it for 3 minutes, wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution or place it on the top rack of your dishwasher with no soap. You should only use water based lubricant with silicone toys to make sure you don't damage them.


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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Small Pleasures ~ Tantus Compact Review  

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The Tantus Compact is just that....compact. But that doesn't stop him! This was my one of my first sex toys, I got it at the same time as Scorpio several years ago. If you are used to a bigger man, the small size might shock you or possibly even put you off from using it at first..Don't let it !

The somewhat larger head and ridges along the shaft give an excellent sensation while inserting or thrusting, and the curve is perfect for hitting my G-Spot. This is the toy that helped me find my G-Spot, and learn how to find it every time!

It is 5 inches long and has a 1 inch diameter.The insertable length is about 4 - 4 1/2 inches, depending on how comfortable you are with inserting it all the way to the base! The base can be used with a harness O-ring, but I have personally only used it as a handle since I don't yet own a harness.


The only down side to it in my eyes, is that it does not vibrate. I have paired it with a bullet held against the base many times which does travel through the silicone very nicely, but it can be a bit of a pain to try to thrust while keeping a bullet in place...I realize this is not a real downside as it is not intended to vibrate but that could be just me trying to find something to complain about on this otherwise perfect dildo!

It is made from 100% silicone, so it is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free as well as tasteless and odorless. It is seamless and very smooth & flexible but still not floppy and has a flared base so is safe, and works wonders for anal use as well. This is always the first toy I reach for when I want anal penetration while masterbating. Please make sure you sanitize it before your next use if you decide to use it anally and use water based lubes only since a silicone based lube may damage the toy!

Since there are no batteries or controls to worry about, it is very easy to clean using soap and water or sex toy cleaner. It can also be sanitized by boiling for 3 minutes, using a 10% bleach solution, or even in the top rack of the dishwasher(without detergent).

My compact is red , but they are also available in pink or black. At only $29.99 it is well worth it for a beginner, or someone looking to add something new to their collection.
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$29.99Compact
Dildo by Tantus
Material: Silicone
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This a toy I purchased , and I was not compensated for this review.
The opinions within this post are of my own and I was not influenced in any way. Please do your own research before purchasing products. Your opinions and results may differ.