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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Evolved Serenity ~ Review  

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Serenity is one of the many vibrators in the True Love collection from Evolved Novelties. The toys in this collection are made with an opaque TPR and are 8 3/4" long & 1 3/4 wide, though the design of each one is significantly different. This one is available in purple or pink and has raised swirls along the surface which slowly add to the girth as you go deeper. Serenity is a dual stimulating vibe with two motors, one intended to target your clitoris, and a larger one near the curved tip for your G-Spot. The clitoral stimulator is about 2" long and just under an inch wide. One of the things that I love the most about these vibrators, is that they are extremely flexible -much like jelly- yet still body safe.

The packaging is an excellent storage/travel tin with purple, black & blue accents and a clear acrylic lid. With the moulded plastic insert, the tin is the perfect place to store your toy but can also be used to store whatever else you like if you choose to keep your toy elsewhere. The tin is 10" long, 2.5" deep and 4.5" wide. It also comes with an one year warranty against defects.

You will need two double A batteries to get Serenity going and once you have done that you will find that it has 3 speeds. Both motors are controlled by a single button on the plastic base, press it 1-3 times to turn it on to the speed you like and enjoy a blissful ride with the powerful and surprisingly quiet vibrations. Make sure to be careful not to press the button a 4th time during play, as this will shut it off! The bullet in the shaft is larger, and also much more powerful than the one in the clit stimulator. The deep vibrations from the larger bullet can be felt through the entire toy very nicely, and the smaller bullet is gentle on your clitoris. If you accidentally turn it on while putting it in or taking it out of it's box then it IS loud...which I did both of these, multiple times. Removing the batteries while storing might be a good idea.



The shaft starts at around 1" wide and tapers off to the full 1 3/4" which gives a wonderfully full feeling. I found it best to thrust with only partially inserting the shaft, with the occasional deep thrust tossed in. The reason I did this is that fully inserted, the clitoral stimulator didn't hit me in quite the right spot though I very much enjoyed the full feeling and G-Spot pressure I was able to get (When fully inserted). I tried to figure out a few different positions or ways to hold Serenity, hoping to find the perfect way to feel the girth & clit vibrations together but have not mastered it just yet.

TPR is hypoallergenic, phthalate & latex free but unfortunately cannot be sterilized and it is slightly porous so you may want to avoid sharing this toy. You can use a condom on the shaft if you choose and it is safe to use both silicone & water based lubricants with this material. Clean after use with soap & water or sex toy cleaner, and always make sure the battery compartment is closed tightly to ensure it retains it's waterproof seal. Hair & lint do stick to this toy, so if you don't store in the tin or some other lint free area you might need to rinse it off before each use as well.


Sunday, April 18, 2010

G-Swirl Vibe Review  

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Thanks to Good Vibrations, I had the pleasure of reviewing the G-Swirl Vibe by Fun Factory and let me tell you, it WAS a pleasure! The G-Swirl Vibe is one of their best sellers and now I know why!

First, here is the description from the website:


Designed by our staff, the water-resistant G-Swirl takes the classic G-spotter shape and adds sculpted ridges to the curve and along the ridge at the base, which feel great whether you're using it for G-spot or prostate play. Quiet, easy to control (via its ergonomic dial) and as close to perfect as a vibrator can get! 4" long, 1 1/2" in diameter. Uses two AA batteries (included), variable speed. Now available in Black and Raspberry, as well as our classic Blue, Purple, Baby blue, or Candy pink silicone. Volume: 2; Intensity: 3.


I was pretty excited about getting this toy in the mail for two reasons. One, I haven't been able to get a new toy in quite some time, and two I have never played with a G-Spot vibe before! That's right, the G-Swirl is my first experience with a G-Spot vibe!

I anxiously waited and finally the day came! The mailman handed me the very non descriptive box. Even the return address didn't give away what was in the box, which is a quirk I have had with some other companies.
*Note for Canadians: Since I am in Canada the box did have a customs label with the description Massage Equip.. Since it is mandatory for packages crossing the border to have a description of the contents. I am sure that packages delivered within the US would have no description at all.

The G-Swirl is made of 100 % medical grade Silicone and comes in a Blue and orange box, with a window on the front and a magnetic flap that opens on the back with all the information you need about Silicone:

Silicone is :

Non-Toxic and Gentle on the Body
Non-Porous and Non-Absorbent , which leaves no place for dirt or bacteria to hide
Warms up quickly and retains body heat
Odor-less as well as hypoallergenic
Extra durable , flexible , easy to clean, and long lasting

Once you open the two flaps on the back there is also another window so if you were looking at the vibe in the store , you can see both sides of it without removing it from the box.

It also came with a sample of Good Lubrications lube, batteries , and some directions which in my opinion were a little hard to follow because they are in so many different languages. Good Lubrications Lubricant is water based, glycerin and petroleum free.

Even without batteries, it feels a little heavier and bigger that I had guessed it would be from the pictures. It is 4" long (insertable length), with tapering ridges all along the shaft and has a 1.5" diameter at the base. The silicone is very smooth, and has the perfect amount of flexibility to it.

At first I had a hard time figuring out how to open it to put the batteries in , and then I couldn't figure out the right way the batteries were meant to be. After I figured it out it really was quite simple, but I decided to make this video that shows how to do it.


The vibrations can be adjusted with a dial at the base, and range from very mind, to very wild! On the lowest setting it barely makes any noise at all, but on the highest setting the sound really picks up. The dial is very easy to use, but if you want to adjust it in the heat of the moment is it also easy to turn it the wrong way. At first I thought the highest setting would be too intense, but it was nice to start at the lowest, then slowly turn it up. By the time I got to the highest setting I wanted more, more,MORE !

I found the ridges and the slight curve of the shaft to work as a nice clitoral toy for getting warmed up with. The tip is fairly small , making it easy to insert, while the base is large enough to feel good at both the base and the G-Spot. The ridge at the base is unfortunately not quite big enough to use for clitoral stimulation while inserted.




I was able to reach my G-Spot and orgasm quickly several times while using the G-Swirl sitting up , but when I tried to use it laying down I didn't get the same effect. Not sure if this is due to the G-Spot being deeper inside while in this position , or that I was trying to do it with a partner. (Which tends to make it harder for me to reach orgasm) Once I have a chance to try G-Swirl laying down solo , I may add that info here.

The G-Swirl Vibe is safe for anal penetration , which makes it a very versatile vibrator that both men and women can enjoy...and share! Because it is made from silicone and is water resistant , it is very easy to clean simply by using soap and water.

I didn't need to use lubrication, but if you do, it must be a water based lube so that you don't risk damaging the silicone surface.

This vibrator has become a very welcome addition to my collection and I anticipate it getting a lot of future use !

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I received the G-Swirl Vibe for review from Good Vibrations. The opinions within this post are of my own and I was not influenced in any way. Please do your own research before purchasing products. Your opinions and results may differ.