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Saturday, November 6, 2010

Penis Bandz  

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So last night at work started out as a pretty quiet night. I seemed to be making good time and once the bar closed I had a few minutes to spare while I waited for all the customers to leave and headed off to use the washroom.

On entering, I heard the telltale shuffling of feet which gave off the fact that there wasn't one, but two people in the handicap stall. Then a mans chuckle followed by his voice I'm whacking off in the womens washroom!

Don't ask me why I chose the stall right fucking next to the Handicap, buy hey, I had to pee. I could make out the sounds of making out and heavy petting and thought I can handle that. As I picture the scene going on just inches from me my juices start flowing and I sit down, just in time for the pounding on the wall next to me to start.

How the hell am I supposed to pee with that going on?

I pulled my pants up so quick that I almost got my panties in a knot and banged on the wall. Hey buddy! You wanna buy a sex toy? They continued on as though they hadn't heard me, her moans now echoing through the bare walls of the washroom. My own loins now anxious to be caressed. Shit they are having sex against the wall, my ultimate favorite position.

Hey Buddy, do you need some Penis Bandz?!

With that, laughter rang out and all activity stopped. The door slowly opens and the ruggedy handsome man sheepishly comes out; disheveled black hair, white shirt untucked and black tie loosened, clean shaven. I'd like a turn in the stall now sir I think to myself, but then I snap back to reality. I work here, I need to be a cock block for the night.

Way to go man, Here are your Penis Bandz. Holding out the comical silicone bands. They are like Mardi Gras beads, only you earned them for daring to have sex in the womens washroom of a busy hotel! Laughter again, as the young woman in a gorgeous black mini dress and knee highs creeps out of the stall.

Awesome! Where can we get some more? They asked in sync. You can try the next hotel, I told them, Or you can head over to www.PenisBandz.com where you can buy them in a package of 12!

Afterwards, I of course had to spread the news to the other staff while giving out a round of Penis Bandz. The new security guard "enjoys my company" a little more than the rest of the staff, and pressed for more detail. Did it sound like he was good?

Well Sure, he was able to do her against the wall and thats fucking hot all by itself. Without skipping a beat the Security Guard calmly stated, That's nothing, I could hold you up without the wall. Give me a chance to earn those Penis Bandz.

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The above true story (with artistically altered details) is just one of the many ways you can have fun with your Penis Bandz. I received a few packages in order to do this review and I think they are hilarious! These penis bracelets are a must have for any adult party or random act of public exposure. (Think Bars, Colleges, Bachelorette Parties)

If you enjoyed my review, you should check out their equally hilarious FAQ!

Win it!
Six of you will win your own pack of 12 Penis Bandz!
Open Worldwide, Ends November 20th

How to Enter:
Check out the Penis Bandz website and leave me a comment telling me what you would do with your Penis Bandz?

Extra Entries:
Leave me a comment relevant to the above review.
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Check out the new @PenisBandz and enter to win a little dick from @MisfitMomma! http://dld.bz/5pMG The Giveaway ends November 20th

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Toy with me is giving away a LELO INA!!  

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Ok so I've given up posting about contests for the last little while, but I couldn't hold back on this one. It's for a freaking LELO INA and I really want to win!!


This giveaway is being run a little different that the usual, and whoever gets the most votes -or "thumbs up"- on their comment is the winner.

Anyone want to help me win? Please vote for my comment by clicking the Thumbs up sign next to it here - My comment is on page 2, it's the one from Missy that says "Selfish Minute Man"

It's super easy to enter - leave a comment with three words explaining why you need to win! If you vote for me and are entering as well, let me know here and I will vote for you too!

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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

{Halloween Birthday Bash} Giveaway from PinkCherry.ca!  

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PinkCherry Sex Toys

There seems to be a lot of birthdays in October and I'm sure most of you already know that mine is one of them! There are also a lot of sexy giveaways out there right now, and I've got one here for you too.

PinkCherry.ca sex toys has offered up a $50 Gift Card to give to one of you, and I'm nosy so I want to know what you are going to buy with it! First, I'll share a few things under $50 with you that I might buy if this was my gift card.


Extra Large Vibrator Case

And don't forget the wonderful Lelo Ella which I just reviewed is only $41.35!

My birthday is in 3 weeks -on the 27th- so that is when this giveaway will end!

How to Enter:

Like I said, I'm nosy and I want to know what you are going to buy! Take a good look around PinkCherry.ca and tell me what your favorite item is
Open To Canada and the US
Extra Entries:

Add my button to your blog {2 entries}
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Follow @Misfit Momma on Twitter and Tweet {Once per day}

I just entered to #win a $50 Gift Card to @PinkCherryCa from @MisfitMomma! http://dld.bz/y8Gt The #Giveaway ends October 27th


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Monday, August 16, 2010

Fetish Fantasy Ultra Cuff Set {Review and Giveaway}  

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I won these cuffs from Pipedream's super awesome facebook page a while back, I guess you could say it was my first real introduction to Pipedream Products. They were also my first pair of cuffs, so I thought they would be a good start for Bondage Week.

The box that mine came in is white instead of blue like the one that is advertised on their site now, same photo though. I have had these for a few months now, so the packaging color might have been changed since then. There isn't anything all too special about the packaging - It's a box with a picture of a chick sporting the Ultra Cuff Set. It's really not very discreet, but still a tasteful picture in my eyes at least. It is small enough that you should be able to easily hide it away in a drawer if you need to.


Inside the box, the cuffs are folded up nicely in a little plastic bag and you even get a free love mask that comes in a little bag too. I didn't use the mask during playtime, so I guess I can't comment there - but I did use it for sleeping which was another first for me. Staying up all night "researching" new toys and writing about them sounds like fun, right? Not so fun when you are trying to sleep with the sun in your eyes. Thanks to the love mask, I no longer have that problem!

I'm sure you aren't here to read about the love mask or the box, so I suppose it's time to get on to the review! The Ultra Cuffs are mostly made out of a soft foam like material with a ring (like a key chain) on each cuff and a single lobster clasp to hold them together. With the cuffs clipped together the space in between them is about 5 inches. You could always replace the clasp with something else to make the space bigger if you wanted.

I don't know exactly what the material is, but they are strong enough to hold me -though if you had to escape, you could. They fasten with Velcro, and are big enough to fit any size of wrist or even ankles. On my small wrists the Velcro strap is actually a bit too long since the cuffs 17" in total when laid flat and it overlaps on me. The cuff itself, not counting the Velcro is about 10 1/4" long. I thought about cutting the Velcro shorter, but decided to leave it in case I want to use them on someone with bigger wrists. The Velcro is making the fabric start to get fuzzy where it has been overlapping though, so cutting it might be a good idea.


They are decent cuffs, soft, comfortable and strong enough to hold any willing subject and were perfect as a first pair. If you want to use them to tie someone to the bed you will need to use some rope, scarves, tether straps or whatever you find that will work. They haven't come apart or shown a lot of wear for me yet, but we haven't been extremely rough with them either.

Even though this one wasn't a sponsored review Kevin did agree to sponsor a giveaway so that one of you can try out these great cuffs too!

So how do you win?
For your mandatory entry, tell me something else you would love to have from Pipedream Products

Extra Entries
Please make a separate post for each entry!

Follow via Google Friend Connect
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Tweet once a day:

Enter to #win an Ultra Cuff Set from @PipeDreamToys and check out @MisfitMomma's Bondage week reviews! http://dld.bz/sfKA Ends 8/31

Post about this giveaway with a link on your blog
Post a relevant comment on any of my reviews and let me know which
Rate any of my reviews on Eden Fantasy's and let me know which
Enter any of the giveaways or comment on the reviews on Misfit Momma

Ends August 31st, Open to Canada and The US!

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

My Pleasure anniversary giveaway!  

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Yesterday was my wedding Anniversary, I didn't do much planning for it but I managed to line up one giveaway. Next year I will line up some special reviews and giveaways but since the hubs wasn't here we didn't really plan anything and I didn't think of celebrating on my blog until it was too late! The giveaway is on my other blog, and it's for a $25 giftcard to MyPleasure ~ If you would like to enter check it out on Misfit Momma! It ends in 2 weeks, on August 4th

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Monday, June 21, 2010

Sharing the Vamp love with you ~ Giveaway!  

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Giveaway has ended!
The winner is....#198 - Splendwhore!


PinkCherry Sex Toys

Are you a Twilight fan? Are you looking forward to Eclipse? I don't know if I will make it to the theater to watch it, but I can still celebrate the release by offering a lovely Vamp dildo to one of my readers! If you don't like Twilight, well thats Ok. If you'd like your own pearly white and sparkly realistic silicone dildo then you can still enter.
Don't forget to check out my Vamp Review!
Thanks goes to PinkCherry.ca for sponsoring my review and this giveaway



Mandatory Entry
Take a look around PinkCherry.ca and tell me another product they sell that you would like to have!
If this entry is not done the rest of your entries will be invalid and deleted!

BONUS ENTRIES !
These entries are optional , and worth 1 extra entry each unless otherwise specified !
Lots of extra chances to help you WIN ! Please make a separate comment for each entry ~ If you enter all in one comment it will only count as ONE entry ! Please leave your email in your first entry if it is not in your profile.
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~Leave a comment on my Vamp Review
~Follow My Blog via Google Friend Connect
~Add my button to your blog and let me know where to find it for 2 extra entries!
~Subscribe to my blog via email or RSS
~Share my giveaway on your blog for 2 extra entries!
~Enter any of the current giveaways on my other blog for 1 extra entry each
~Follow PinkCherry.ca or PinkCherry.com on twitter (2 possible entries if both followed!)
~Like PinkCherry.ca or PinkCherry.com on facebook (2 possible entries if you like both!)
~Tweet about this contest once per day and leave me the link :
Enter to #win your own @Tantus Vamp from @pinkcherryca and @MisfitMomma! http://dld.bz/hGuf ~ The #giveaway Ends 7/4!

This Giveaway is open to US and Canada and will end on July 4th at 11:59pm Central time. The winner will be notified by email asap and will be posted on my blog once they have confirmed ! Please reply to my email within 48 hours or I will pick a new winner !

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

I dare you... GIVEAWAY!  

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~ THIS GIVEAWAY HAS ENDED ~
~ THANK YOU! ~




Welcome to my first giveaway!

This week I'd like to giveaway this fun game


Description :

Sweet, sexy and oh so seductive, here's a playful way to add a little more dare to date night. The I Dare You: 30 Sealed Seductions card game, by well-known author Suzie Bright, offers up 30 Secret Seductive prompts and dares for couples to inspire passionate and lustful encounters. Just tear open an envelope to find out what sizzling surprise awaits you and your partner. The sensual suggestions makes Dare You: 30 Sealed Seductions ideal for couples of any orientation, and the beautiful decorative box makes it a great gift that’s both sweet and sexy.

You can check out more adult games here

If you want to see more giveaways on my blog than please show your support by entering this one!


To enter this giveaway , go to Good Vibrations and tell me what your favorite item is!

This entry is mandatory and none of your other entries will count if not done!
If your email is not in your profile please leave it in your first entry so I can contact you if you win!

BONUS ENTRIES !

These entries are optional , and worth 1 extra entry each!
Lots of extra chances to help you WIN!
Please make a separate comment for each entry! If you enter all in one comment it will only count as ONE entry!


Follow my blog via google friend connect
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Read any of my product reviews , post a comment about the product reviewed -or advice on how I can make future reviews even better- then come back here and let me know where you posted! {Each reply to a review counts as one entry to one contest. Only one comment per review can count as an entry}
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If you were following before April 11th you get an extra entry! Post and tell me you were following before April 11th!
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Tell me how you found my blog!
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Tweet about this giveaway! You can use this :

I DARE you to enter to WIN the Sweet, sexy and seductive, ADULT card game on Misfit Momma's After Hours blog! http://dld.bz/Wd8 Ends 4/25

Tweet once per day for an extra entry!
Please include the link to your tweet in your entry!
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Follow Good Vibrations on Twitter
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Friend Good Vibrations on Facebook
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Share my giveaway on your blog , with links to the giveaway and to Good Vibrations for 2 extra entries!
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This Giveaway is open to US Only* and will end on Sunday April 25th {Two weeks} at midnight Central time
The winner will be notified by email on Monday and will be posted on my blog once they have confirmed! Please reply to my email within 48 hours or I will pick a new winner !

*Canadians may enter if you are willing to pay the shipping cost.The product would be sent to me , then I would ship to you so this would cause a delay in shipping time*




Thanks to Good Vibrations for sponsoring this giveaway!
I did not receive a product or any form of compensation to hold this giveaway.Prize will be shipped to the winner from Good Vibrations

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