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Monday, October 4, 2010

Oh Ella, the things you do for me... {Review}  

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There are certain things that you really don't know what you are missing out on when you don't have them. How could you know? It's nice to base your purchases off reviews, but sometimes even the reviews don't totally convince us if we already think that we won't like something. I'm sure many of you have already read your share of rave reviews on toys from the Lelo line up. Some of you probably already own one, but if you do, you already know what the others are missing out on.


I am looking for those of you who have perhaps decided against purchasing a new Lelo toy, even after reading the positive reviews. Maybe you based your choice off the size or the shape, thinking that because it wasn't like what you currently own that you wouldn't enjoy it. For me that deciding factor was the firmness. I like squishy toys that can bend and conform to my body shape, and Ella's silicone is anything but squishy. I already knew that since I had seen it mentioned multiple times in reviews, but when she arrived I was in for a surprise.

Lelo Ella comes packaged in a sleeve like cardboard box, inside of which you will find a gorgeous black box which could easily pass as something that contains jewelery on your shelf. Protected under a molded sheet of plastic and nestled into another Ella lays safely inside, waiting to come out to play. You will also find a perfectly sized satin bag in the box, as well as directions on how to use your new dildo. I thought that was hilarious, yet considerate, although I don't know how many people shop around for a Dildo if they don't know what they are supposed to do with it.



Now, I'm going to tell you a little secret. As soon as I took my Rose colored Ella out of that gorgeous box and held her in my hand I immediately knew I was going to love her. So much so that before I even had a chance to play with her I ordered two more Lelo toys because with a silky soft texture like this, I knew there was no way they could let me down. I could happily stroke her against my skin all day, even the satin bag can't compete with how smooth her silicone feels.

Now on to her flexibility, and lack of it. If I didn't already know she was made out of 100% non-porous, Hypoallergenic, Phthalate & latex free silicone I may not have believed it. She is hard like plastic with no give at all when you squeeze her, though her contoured neck does flex and spring back when you apply pressure to it. She is 7.5" and 1.5" wide at her widest point.

Just thinking about how the smooth silicone was going to feel on my sensitive bits left me anxious to try her out as soon as I could. I guess you could say I have been in something of a rut and haven't been making the time to play with my toys as much as I normally do but having Ella in my hand changed all of that. Yes, I snuck off and played with her that day, and again the next day, and again the next. She definitely isn't one to patiently wait in the "to review" pile.



Her flattened G-Spot end is perfectly shaped to deliver intense G-Spot stimulation, while her smooth and seamless surface glides in and out with ease. Her gentle curves ensure nothing but comfort and pleasure to be had, no matter which end you use. Thats right, Ella is classified as dual ended, as her other end can be used as a traditional dildo.

Silicone is very easy to clean with some mild soap or toy cleaner & water. If you need to sterilize it between partners it can be bleached, boiled, or ran through the dishwasher without detergent. What I found exceptionally nice about Ella's silicone is that it is not a lint magnet like many other toys that I own. I have 5 pets in my house so drying a toy off with an actual towel after cleaning is something I tend to avoid but with Ella I was able to use the towel without finding my toy looking like a balding cat when I'm finished.

I suppose that's enough babble from me, but I'm curious...which toy or brand have you put off trying, despite having read multiple positive reviews? What's holding you back from trying something new?

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Xtra sweet double dong by Topco Sales Review !  

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Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

Allow me to introduce...The Monster. That's my name for him at least ! I know that many others refer to their toys as a "she" but I can't imagine calling a penis "she"

This is the Xtra Sweet Double Dong by Topco sales. I don't know what I was thinking when I bought this... Ok , I know what I was thinking , but I may not have been thinking clearly. I once saw a porn that had a woman using a jelly dildo for dual penetration. I'm pretty sure the same woman used her toy with another woman , ass to ass, with the wonderful dong in between. Can you picture it ? After seeing that I NEEDED to get myself a double dildo.

When I went to the store and looked at my options , the first one I picked up was fairly small. Then I saw I could get one a few inches bigger for only a few dollars more. Then I saw this one...


It drew me in. It was in a hard plastic packaging , but had a hole so you could feel the material. It felt wonderful and squishy..yet firm. This was the one. If I was going to buy a double, it may as well be the biggest one right ? Ok , I'll admit it might not have been the BIGGEST. They might have had toys the width of my arm but I was trying to at least be somewhat realistic in my purchase. Plus, this one is purple. I love purple.

This toy looks, and can feel great. It is pliable enough to not be uncomfortable, but not so soft that you can't do anything with it. This is the biggest of my toys so far, but it still isn't unrealistically large - unless you want to use it for first time dual penetration like I did. It is 1 3/4" around and 18" long and weighs in at 1.5 lbs ! Eden Fantasy's has an awesome actual size generator to help you figure out if any toy is the right size for you.

Sadly, the good news stops here. I have found that I cannot use this toy without a condom on it. I don't know if it is all Jel-lee or just this toy but it burns when I try to use it uncovered. With a condom, it is fantastic due to the size - but I more often reach for my other toys because I am too afraid to try it again, and this poor thing sits collecting dust ... and cat hair. It LOVES cat hair.

Mine also has some black staining on it. Not quite sure from what, but I had it in a black duffle bag along with other various black things so it could have come from any of them. So if storing this toy, make sure it isn't resting on something that may not be colorfast or on any other adult toys.

You can use water or silicone based lubes with Jelly toys, and clean them with warm water and sex toy cleaner, or a mild soap. They cannot be boiled or sterilized so should not be shared or used anally without a condom. It is very porous, so I don’t think it should be used with out a condom anyway. When I bought this I had NO CLUE about the different materials or what was safe. I went to the store, saw one that looked nice and bought it. I wish I had known about Eden Fantasys then !

If you still think you’d like to give it a chance, you can buy it at Eden Fantasy's for only $25.99, but there are better; and safer options if you are willing to spend a little more on your new double. Personally, I'd love to get myself a strap on or a Feeldoe.

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Double ended dildo by Topco
Material: Jel-Lee®
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Use the code FES at the checkout to save 15% on any purchase!

This a toy I purchased , and I was not compensated for this review.The opinions within this post are of my own and I was not influenced in any way. Please do your own research before purchasing products. Your opinions and results may differ.