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Friday, October 1, 2010

{Halloween Birthday Bash} It's my Vampire dream come true!!  

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October is my favorite month, not just because my birthday is coming up but I'm also a Halloween freak. I love dressing up but any other time of the year people would like at me like I was strange, but in October I am just embracing the season...right? There doesn't seem to be many Halloween themed adult toys to choose from, but thankfully there are plenty of sexy costumes.

Guess what? I just spotted this Voluptuous Vampire costume at Eden Fantasy's and I simply had to have it! The last vampire costume I reviewed was wonderful, but that doesn't go very far when it doesn't fit me now does it? I already have some lingerie from Coquette and it fits me perfectly so I have high hopes for this one! I can't guarantee any action shots, but watch for my review later in the month! I got a birthday gift for myself too - the rechargeable Mystic Wand!

It's always exciting when I'm waiting for new sexy mail, and every time I have ordered from Eden Fantasy's I have received my package very quickly...plus I haven't had a single package from them arrive opened and inspected by customs. Maybe it's just luck?

If you haven't already figured it out, I'm celebrating this month with a Halloween Birthday Bash! The bulk of it will be on my other blog since it is also for my daughters birthday, but I've got some related reviews and a giveaway coming up here too!

You can use the code "FES" at the checkout if you would like to save 15% - my gift to you!

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Sunday, June 27, 2010

My new favorite vibe ~ Evolved Croupier  

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When I saw Croupier, I knew I had to try it! I still love my first G-Spot vibe but what girl doesn't like to have a variety? When I requested it for review, I wasn't sure if I would get it. It took a few days before I got a reply, so I was pretty excited to find out that I could! I went through the checkout and ordered a few other goodies and then tried to contain my excitement while I waited for the mail. It arrived quickly and very discreetly as usual.


Evolved Novelties toys come packaged in a beautiful airtight storage/display case that closes with a clasp on each end. The cases for the Roulette line are made of a clear hard and decorated plastic. When I opened the case, it seemed to have a strong plastic smell. I was a bit taken aback since silicone is usually odorless, but after leaving the vibe in my drawer for a few days (and not in it's plastic box) the smell was completely gone. I'm pretty sure that the smell was the box itself and not the vibrator.

Croupier is 8" long with about 5 inches of that being insertable and a diameter of 1 3/4". It takes two AA batteries (not included). Unlike some other vibes I have tried, the battery compartment is very easy to open by giving it a little twist. They were even considerate enough to label the inside as to which direction to put each battery so there was no trial and error needed! The control dial is very easy to use and resembles a roulette wheel, to go with the casino theme of the roulette line of toys.

The deep vibrations this toy makes somehow feel very different than any other toy I have played with so far. I tried to think of a way to describe it, but I'm at a loss for words. To sum it up - perfect. The motor is located in the tip, and the vibrations travel throughout the entire shaft. The shaft itself is basically hollow and very flexible with a nice curve at the end and for me this toy was wonderful for both G-Spotting or using on my clitoris along with a second toy. One more thing - it's quiet! On the highest speed it does make a bit of a buzz but during use it barely makes any noise at all. I didn't try it anally, and wouldn't recommend it to be used that way either since it does not have a flared base.

Evolved made their Roulette vibes with a specially formulated silicone. Like other silicone sex toys, it is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free so it is completely body safe but that's not all. Roulette vibes are safe to use with silicone or oil based lubricant. Yes! It's true! Croupier is also completely waterproof and is a dream to use in the shower with your favorite lube, since most water based will rinse off when used in the shower. Cleaning is easily done under warm water with a mild soap or sex toy cleaner and you can wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution to sanitize if you wanted to share.

Croupier is currently my favorite toy. I was truly impressed and couldn't think of a single negative thing to say about it, other than its name... because I can't figure out how to say Croupier out loud! Any suggestions for a new name ? Sublime, perhaps? I can hardly wait to try out another toy from Evolved!

If you want your own Croupier, Eden Fantasy's has them on sale along with other premium silicone vibrators for 20% off! The sale ends on July 2nd, if you miss out on the sale or if you want to buy any of the other great products you can always use the code FES for 15% off your entire purchase!

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G-spot vibrator by Evolved
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Monday, May 31, 2010

Naughty Gnome {Review}  

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Being an adult who collects dolls, the Naughty Gnome was one sex toy I kept going back to take a peek at. When I was given a chance to choose a toy for review from Eden Fantasy's I took a look through my wish list and decided on the gnome. I love how I can have him displayed on my shelf without anyone knowing that the face staring back at them is a sex toy.

He sits there, looking so innocent.

The Naughty Gnome is an 8.5" long silicone vibrator by O'My Products. It is non-porous, hypo-allergenic, phthalate and latex free. Only his hat is intended for insertion, and it is around 4" long. It has a girth starting around the size of a fingertip that tapers to about 1 3/4" at the thickest point. His "beard" is ribbed, and gives you lots of space and some grip to hold onto. You can use a water based lubricant with this vibe, if needed.

It takes two AA batteries, which are not included. You put them in at the bottom, and it locks so that it doesn't come loose while adjusting the speed of the vibrations. At the top speed, it is only a little louder than a toothbrush IF you are holding onto the cap. When I was not holding the cap it would start rattling once I got to the higher speeds, and makes it rather noisy. The vibrations are strong and seem to travel through the silicone quite nicely.


I am sorry to say that as cute as he is, this gnome ain't so naughty. The curved hat which is intended to go straight for your G-Spot, falls short. His nose, which doesn't really flicker at all....is way too small to even come close to my clitoris with the vibe inserted. The vibrations DO travel to the nose, just saying don't expect it to flicker like rabbit ears do.

While inserted I could barely feel the vibrations, possibly due to the smaller girth. I did find that the tip of the curved hat was nice to use on my clit and to tease my ass so it isn't a total loss. I was hoping to try it out with my husband and see if it had any P-Spot potential but unfortunately didn't get a chance to. I did not insert it anally on myself either, only used it to tease.

There are mixed reviews, and I was unable to find any definite answer so I am not sure if it is waterproof or not. It does not have a rubber gasket or anything like that in the battery compartment so my guess was that it is not waterproof. It can be cleaned with soap and water or sex toy cleaner, and sterilized with a 10% bleach solution if you are careful not to get water inside. It has a seam that runs up both sides and the design has a lot of grooves so make sure to clean it well so that there is nothing left behind.

I was really hoping I could give him an awesome review because I love the way he looks, but as much as I tried I just couldn't find a way. If you would like to give a Naughty Gnome a chance, you can get one in Pink or Purple.

Use the code FES at the checkout to save 15% on any purchase!

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G-spot vibrator by O'My Products
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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Small Pleasures ~ Tantus Compact Review  

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The Tantus Compact is just that....compact. But that doesn't stop him! This was my one of my first sex toys, I got it at the same time as Scorpio several years ago. If you are used to a bigger man, the small size might shock you or possibly even put you off from using it at first..Don't let it !

The somewhat larger head and ridges along the shaft give an excellent sensation while inserting or thrusting, and the curve is perfect for hitting my G-Spot. This is the toy that helped me find my G-Spot, and learn how to find it every time!

It is 5 inches long and has a 1 inch diameter.The insertable length is about 4 - 4 1/2 inches, depending on how comfortable you are with inserting it all the way to the base! The base can be used with a harness O-ring, but I have personally only used it as a handle since I don't yet own a harness.


The only down side to it in my eyes, is that it does not vibrate. I have paired it with a bullet held against the base many times which does travel through the silicone very nicely, but it can be a bit of a pain to try to thrust while keeping a bullet in place...I realize this is not a real downside as it is not intended to vibrate but that could be just me trying to find something to complain about on this otherwise perfect dildo!

It is made from 100% silicone, so it is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free as well as tasteless and odorless. It is seamless and very smooth & flexible but still not floppy and has a flared base so is safe, and works wonders for anal use as well. This is always the first toy I reach for when I want anal penetration while masterbating. Please make sure you sanitize it before your next use if you decide to use it anally and use water based lubes only since a silicone based lube may damage the toy!

Since there are no batteries or controls to worry about, it is very easy to clean using soap and water or sex toy cleaner. It can also be sanitized by boiling for 3 minutes, using a 10% bleach solution, or even in the top rack of the dishwasher(without detergent).

My compact is red , but they are also available in pink or black. At only $29.99 it is well worth it for a beginner, or someone looking to add something new to their collection.
Use the code FES at the checkout to save 15% on any purchase!

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$29.99Compact
Dildo by Tantus
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This a toy I purchased , and I was not compensated for this review.
The opinions within this post are of my own and I was not influenced in any way. Please do your own research before purchasing products. Your opinions and results may differ.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Xtra sweet double dong by Topco Sales Review !  

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Allow me to introduce...The Monster. That's my name for him at least ! I know that many others refer to their toys as a "she" but I can't imagine calling a penis "she"

This is the Xtra Sweet Double Dong by Topco sales. I don't know what I was thinking when I bought this... Ok , I know what I was thinking , but I may not have been thinking clearly. I once saw a porn that had a woman using a jelly dildo for dual penetration. I'm pretty sure the same woman used her toy with another woman , ass to ass, with the wonderful dong in between. Can you picture it ? After seeing that I NEEDED to get myself a double dildo.

When I went to the store and looked at my options , the first one I picked up was fairly small. Then I saw I could get one a few inches bigger for only a few dollars more. Then I saw this one...


It drew me in. It was in a hard plastic packaging , but had a hole so you could feel the material. It felt wonderful and squishy..yet firm. This was the one. If I was going to buy a double, it may as well be the biggest one right ? Ok , I'll admit it might not have been the BIGGEST. They might have had toys the width of my arm but I was trying to at least be somewhat realistic in my purchase. Plus, this one is purple. I love purple.

This toy looks, and can feel great. It is pliable enough to not be uncomfortable, but not so soft that you can't do anything with it. This is the biggest of my toys so far, but it still isn't unrealistically large - unless you want to use it for first time dual penetration like I did. It is 1 3/4" around and 18" long and weighs in at 1.5 lbs ! Eden Fantasy's has an awesome actual size generator to help you figure out if any toy is the right size for you.

Sadly, the good news stops here. I have found that I cannot use this toy without a condom on it. I don't know if it is all Jel-lee or just this toy but it burns when I try to use it uncovered. With a condom, it is fantastic due to the size - but I more often reach for my other toys because I am too afraid to try it again, and this poor thing sits collecting dust ... and cat hair. It LOVES cat hair.

Mine also has some black staining on it. Not quite sure from what, but I had it in a black duffle bag along with other various black things so it could have come from any of them. So if storing this toy, make sure it isn't resting on something that may not be colorfast or on any other adult toys.

You can use water or silicone based lubes with Jelly toys, and clean them with warm water and sex toy cleaner, or a mild soap. They cannot be boiled or sterilized so should not be shared or used anally without a condom. It is very porous, so I don’t think it should be used with out a condom anyway. When I bought this I had NO CLUE about the different materials or what was safe. I went to the store, saw one that looked nice and bought it. I wish I had known about Eden Fantasys then !

If you still think you’d like to give it a chance, you can buy it at Eden Fantasy's for only $25.99, but there are better; and safer options if you are willing to spend a little more on your new double. Personally, I'd love to get myself a strap on or a Feeldoe.

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Double ended dildo by Topco
Material: Jel-Lee®
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Use the code FES at the checkout to save 15% on any purchase!

This a toy I purchased , and I was not compensated for this review.The opinions within this post are of my own and I was not influenced in any way. Please do your own research before purchasing products. Your opinions and results may differ.