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Thursday, October 28, 2010

The PinkCherry.ca Winner is...  

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Wow! So many entries, but I used Random.org and the magic number drawn was: 327 which makes Beanfiddlers the lucky winner of the PinkCherry.ca giftcard!


Thanks everyone for entering my giveaway! I can hardly believe the month is nearly over. I'll be getting some more reviews up this week so I can work on catching up! If you haven't read it already, don't forget to check out my medium Pop Plug review which was also sponsored by PinkCherry. It's a great little toy and it only costs $19!

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Review: Medium Pop Plug  

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Another wishlist item fulfilled! Well, partially...I still need to get the small and the large but I'm very happy with the medium and will definitely be adding them to my collection. The packaging isn't anything special, but I did find it to be cute and tasteful. It could be used for storage if you wanted to, but the plug is so small that it is easier for me to just toss it in my drawer and rinse clean before using.

If you remember my review on the Anal Explorers, I had wished for a similar yet larger set and I think the Pop Plugs are a good next step. The white plugs in my photo which are sold at a different store are identical in style and size, but the Pop Plug seem to posses a higher quality which is probably why it is higher priced. Both have a visually noticeable seam all the way around, but the seam on the Pop Plug can't be felt as much as the seam on the white plugs can. The texture of the Pop Plug is also more velvety and overall is just much more desirable to me. In fact, I haven't even used the white ones yet because of this.


For the record, the Pop Plugs are made by Doc Johnson, and the white plugs are made by Orion.


The medium Pop Plug is 4" long and 1.1" at its widest. Only 2 1/4" of the length is insertable. The tip starts out very small and I was able to use this plug without using any other toys to work up to it, but if you think you need to start with something smaller I would personally recommend the Anal Explorers or you can check out the many Anal Starter Toys available from PinkCherry.ca. I love the stubby length of this plug since the length of anal toys is what has given me discomfort in the past.

I don't know if I would be brave enough to leave the house with the plug inserted, but I was able to walk around the house and sit down without any problems. The plug didn't try to pop out on it's own, but for the more advanced user it might. The base wasn't noticeable between my cheeks and the little handle wasn't noticeable through my jeans.


Pop Plugs are made out of a lovely smooth and velvety silicone which is much like the silicone that I liked with the Anal Explorers. Silicone is excellent for butt plugs because it's totally body safe being hypoallergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free. It is also very easy to clean and care for just by washing it in soap & water or sex toy cleaner and can also be shared & sterilized by bleaching, boiling, or running through the top rack of the dishwasher without detergent. Make sure to only use water based lube when you are playing with a silicone toy.

Unfortunately, PinkCherry.ca doesn't have the small or large Pop Plugs in stock but they do have plenty of other great sex toys to choose from and as a huge benefit to myself and my fellow Canadian readers - shipping from within Canada! US shoppers can check out PinkCherry.com.


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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Keep it Clean Foaming Toy Wash {Review}  

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Since I recently got a new storage system for my toys, I thought it would also be a great time to give them all a good cleaning. I rarely share my toys and don't have a dishwasher. Boiling or bleaching works great, but I usually don't bother unless it is absolutely necessary. Having a quick and easy way to clean my toys for the past few weeks has been perfect for a lazy busy sex toy addict like me!

The process is pretty straight forward, spray some foam onto a cloth and wipe the surface of your toy (I spray it right onto the toy). Rinse your toy off in water, being careful not to get the battery compartment wet if it is not a waterproof toy. Wet Keep it Clean Foaming Toy Wash is the only foaming antibacterial toy cleaner and it is Alcohol, Oil, Silicone, and Cocamidopropyl Betaine Free. It doesn't irritate the skin or leave any greasy residues behind. Please make sure the material of your toy is compatible with toy cleaner before using.

I normally clean my toys at the sink, but for the purposes of being able to take photos without having to clean my counters under better lighting, I decided to use containers at the table. I suppose I could have skipped the soapy bath since it only added an extra step, but they all needed a good cleaning anyway.

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Now, you might be wondering how this is any different from regular foaming Anti-Bacterial hand soap or sanitizer. Without having any hand sanitizer to compare ingredients, I am going to say that essentially it isn't any different but I will tell you why it is a great product to have...especially if you have a house full of kids like I do. I can hardly keep the kids away from the bubbles in the sink when I am doing dishes, what do you think they did the last time I had foaming hand cleaner? They think it is fun, use an insane amount of it each day, and before I know what's happened - it's all gone. It's great that they were keeping their hands clean, but doesn't help me when I want to use it. The best part about having a cleaner dedicated to my toys is that they won't touch it!

I left it on the bathroom counter, and when my son saw it he knew right away what it was for and wanted nothing to do with it and made sure to spread the word to the other kids too. So it's mine, all mine! You can get your own 7.5oz bottle from PinkCherry.ca or PinkCherry.com (and sex toys too!)

All clean!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

{Halloween Birthday Bash} Giveaway from PinkCherry.ca!  

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There seems to be a lot of birthdays in October and I'm sure most of you already know that mine is one of them! There are also a lot of sexy giveaways out there right now, and I've got one here for you too.

PinkCherry.ca sex toys has offered up a $50 Gift Card to give to one of you, and I'm nosy so I want to know what you are going to buy with it! First, I'll share a few things under $50 with you that I might buy if this was my gift card.


Extra Large Vibrator Case

And don't forget the wonderful Lelo Ella which I just reviewed is only $41.35!

My birthday is in 3 weeks -on the 27th- so that is when this giveaway will end!

How to Enter:

Like I said, I'm nosy and I want to know what you are going to buy! Take a good look around PinkCherry.ca and tell me what your favorite item is
Open To Canada and the US
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Monday, October 4, 2010

Oh Ella, the things you do for me... {Review}  

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There are certain things that you really don't know what you are missing out on when you don't have them. How could you know? It's nice to base your purchases off reviews, but sometimes even the reviews don't totally convince us if we already think that we won't like something. I'm sure many of you have already read your share of rave reviews on toys from the Lelo line up. Some of you probably already own one, but if you do, you already know what the others are missing out on.


I am looking for those of you who have perhaps decided against purchasing a new Lelo toy, even after reading the positive reviews. Maybe you based your choice off the size or the shape, thinking that because it wasn't like what you currently own that you wouldn't enjoy it. For me that deciding factor was the firmness. I like squishy toys that can bend and conform to my body shape, and Ella's silicone is anything but squishy. I already knew that since I had seen it mentioned multiple times in reviews, but when she arrived I was in for a surprise.

Lelo Ella comes packaged in a sleeve like cardboard box, inside of which you will find a gorgeous black box which could easily pass as something that contains jewelery on your shelf. Protected under a molded sheet of plastic and nestled into another Ella lays safely inside, waiting to come out to play. You will also find a perfectly sized satin bag in the box, as well as directions on how to use your new dildo. I thought that was hilarious, yet considerate, although I don't know how many people shop around for a Dildo if they don't know what they are supposed to do with it.



Now, I'm going to tell you a little secret. As soon as I took my Rose colored Ella out of that gorgeous box and held her in my hand I immediately knew I was going to love her. So much so that before I even had a chance to play with her I ordered two more Lelo toys because with a silky soft texture like this, I knew there was no way they could let me down. I could happily stroke her against my skin all day, even the satin bag can't compete with how smooth her silicone feels.

Now on to her flexibility, and lack of it. If I didn't already know she was made out of 100% non-porous, Hypoallergenic, Phthalate & latex free silicone I may not have believed it. She is hard like plastic with no give at all when you squeeze her, though her contoured neck does flex and spring back when you apply pressure to it. She is 7.5" and 1.5" wide at her widest point.

Just thinking about how the smooth silicone was going to feel on my sensitive bits left me anxious to try her out as soon as I could. I guess you could say I have been in something of a rut and haven't been making the time to play with my toys as much as I normally do but having Ella in my hand changed all of that. Yes, I snuck off and played with her that day, and again the next day, and again the next. She definitely isn't one to patiently wait in the "to review" pile.



Her flattened G-Spot end is perfectly shaped to deliver intense G-Spot stimulation, while her smooth and seamless surface glides in and out with ease. Her gentle curves ensure nothing but comfort and pleasure to be had, no matter which end you use. Thats right, Ella is classified as dual ended, as her other end can be used as a traditional dildo.

Silicone is very easy to clean with some mild soap or toy cleaner & water. If you need to sterilize it between partners it can be bleached, boiled, or ran through the dishwasher without detergent. What I found exceptionally nice about Ella's silicone is that it is not a lint magnet like many other toys that I own. I have 5 pets in my house so drying a toy off with an actual towel after cleaning is something I tend to avoid but with Ella I was able to use the towel without finding my toy looking like a balding cat when I'm finished.

I suppose that's enough babble from me, but I'm curious...which toy or brand have you put off trying, despite having read multiple positive reviews? What's holding you back from trying something new?

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You can pick up your own Ella from PinkCherry.ca or PinkCherry.com for under $50! (Hint: Watch for my Pink Cherry GC Giveaway coming soon!)

Monday, July 5, 2010

Who won the Vamp??  

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Had lots of entries so I suppose there are lots of folks wanting to see who won the Vamp! I started off drawing two numbers from random.org. I was planning to draw 10 or so and write them all down, so I could pick a little paper out of a bowl! Well, baby decided it was the perfect time to wake up super cranky...and there won't be any bowl drawing tonight...but the two numbers that I did have were both the same person so she is clearly the winner and won with her first, and last entry - depending on how you want to look at it! The numbers were #6 and #198 and they were both entries from Splendwhore! If there happens to be anyone here that isn't already following her blog then you should check it out!

Congrats! Gonna email you now :)
You have 48 hours to respond!

Monday, June 21, 2010

You Can Bite Me Anytime ~ Tantus Vamp  

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I have always loved anything to do with Vampires, so naturally when I first saw the Vamp I knew I had to have it. I was very excited when Pinkcherry.ca offered to let me review it not only because I was getting the dildo I had been lusting after, but because it was going to be shipping from within Canada which meant I would only have to wait a few days for the package to come in the mail ~ Canadians will understand how frustrating the wait can be!


Even though my Vamp did arrive very quickly (and discreetly) things kept coming up, and for one reason or another I didn't get to play with him for about a week after I received it. Over and over I would take him out of the box to admire his perfection but then would have to put him back and hide the box away again.

Vamp is made by Tantus has incredible detail including raised veins and a very well pronounced head. It measures 7" in length and 5" around. The ridge of the head is a little bigger and is great if you love the popping feeling as is goes in and out.I didn't try to use this sex toy anally because of the size, but the 2 3/4 inch flared base makes it safe for anal use and harness compatible if you wanted to.

Once I finally did get to play with Vamp, I found that even though it is very close in size to my husband other than it's large head, I needed a bit of a warm up since this sex toy is not as forgiving and flexible as many of my other toys are. I was a little sad to find out that using this dildo along with my new We-Vibe was too difficult, but I might keep trying.

It is only available in the pale white sparkly color shown, and can be chilled in the freezer to help you along with your dirty vampire fantasy's. I never really thought I would enjoy playing with a well chilled, and presumably dead cock but I did toss it in the freezer for review purposes..It turned out that I did enjoy it, quite a bit more than I want to admit!

I was glad to find out that putting my Vamp in the freezer didn't cause the dildo to be stiffer, but I did whimper a little to "Bill" that he was too cold. (My giveaway might mention Twilight, but they aren't the only sexy vampires!) Even though Vamp isn't curved, the ridge on the head was just right for hitting, and putting a firm pressure on my G-Spot. This resulted in an orgasm that left me laying numb and unable to move in a matter of minutes. When I stood up my knees were shaking, It has been a long time since a toy has given me a knee shaking orgasm! Or maybe it was because he was so damn cold! Who said vampires have to be cold anyway? It will also retain heat if you prefer the living.

It is made from Tantus' silky smooth and glossy 100% premium silicone and is of course hypo-allergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free as well as tasteless and odorless. Silicone is very easy to care for, simply wash it in warm water and soap or sex toy cleaner. If you wish to sanitize it you can boil it for 3 minutes, wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution or place it on the top rack of your dishwasher with no soap. You should only use water based lubricant with silicone toys to make sure you don't damage them.


Want to Buy it?
You can buy Vamp and many other adult toys from PinkCherry.ca Sex Toys
Enter the code SUMMER at the checkout between now and June 23rd to receive a 20% discount on your purchase!*Excluding Fleshlight

Want to Win it?
That's right, I am giving away a Vamp to one lucky reader!
Check out my Vamp Giveaway!

Sharing the Vamp love with you ~ Giveaway!  

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Giveaway has ended!
The winner is....#198 - Splendwhore!


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Are you a Twilight fan? Are you looking forward to Eclipse? I don't know if I will make it to the theater to watch it, but I can still celebrate the release by offering a lovely Vamp dildo to one of my readers! If you don't like Twilight, well thats Ok. If you'd like your own pearly white and sparkly realistic silicone dildo then you can still enter.
Don't forget to check out my Vamp Review!
Thanks goes to PinkCherry.ca for sponsoring my review and this giveaway



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This Giveaway is open to US and Canada and will end on July 4th at 11:59pm Central time. The winner will be notified by email asap and will be posted on my blog once they have confirmed ! Please reply to my email within 48 hours or I will pick a new winner !

Monday, June 14, 2010

Jesse Jane's Pirate Booty Stroker ~ Review  

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My husband has always loved using adult toys on me, but whenever I have asked him if he wanted his own toys the answer has been "No, I prefer the real thing". Well yes, I imagine every man prefers the real thing...but now that he isn't living with me and can't get it when he wants it, well he was practically begging me to get him a toy after a month away.

I was happy to get the Jesse Jane's Pirate Booty Stroker to review from PinkCherry.ca because I wanted something small, that he would be able to easily hide from his room mates. Maybe bunch it up and hide it in his clothes when he comes out of the shower. It measures 7" long and 2 3/4" wide but is very stretchy and could probably fit on just about any size penis. I didn't measure my husband for this review, but after 8 years of swinging we have only met two men who were bigger so I will say that he is not lacking.

She is made out of Cyberskin which is phthalate free, but extremely porous. It feels very much like real skin and has a somewhat strong fruity smell, personally I think it smells pretty good! She is quite detailed, right down to her fingers and eyes, and she has a textured interior for increased pleasure (ribs). You can feel the bumps when you stick your finger inside of her, but as she stretches they seem to get smaller and my husband said he couldn't tell they were there.

One breast is a little higher than the other. It does look a bit strange but it is because her hand is pushing one up.

Using the stroker on him -for me- was a big turn on. Putting aside that she looks like a miniature person, and watching his penis push into her tiny hole was actually pretty sexy. He said it felt really good but hard to describe..better than a hand but not as good as sex which is probably the best you can expect for a male masturbator. I actually pushed it down so his head came out of her mouth so I could lick and suck it and he loved it! I was a bit afraid it would tear though so didn't do this for long; I don't think the mouth is meant for penetration, you can cover her mouth with your finger to create a suction effect...but I kept forgetting to do that so can't say how well it works!

One thing I noticed, is that the material in her back and face seems to be thinner than the rest. I was able to see his penis through the back, and stretching her face out for the through and through penetration made it nearly translucent. He wouldn't let me take a picture...sorry! The bulge of her breasts made it a little hard to figure out the best way to hold her while stroking but I'm sure we will get the hang of it. You can use only water based lube with this toy, and make sure to use plenty for your comfort.

Cleaning her is a bit tedious, use soap and warm water or sex toy cleaner. Simple enough, but when she is dry, you need to dust with cornstarch to prevent the material from becoming sticky.The best method I have seen recommended was to place in a large ziplock bag, toss in the cornstarch and shake. You can also store her in this bag if you wish, but where ever you do decide to store her, make sure she does not come into contact with any other toys. Colored fabrics can also stain the material, and you will want to make sure she isn't getting squished or pressed against any textures because the material can conform into a different shape. I'm keeping her in the box she came in to be safe myself. She can't be sterilized, therefore shouldn't be shared with anyone you are not fluid bonded with unless you use condoms...but honestly I don't know how many guys talk about their sex toys, let alone offer to share them.


Sadly, my husband decided not to take her back with him when he left. Picture it, he said. I'll get up to take a shower and grab the cornstarch. Don't you think anyone will notice? I wondered why he couldn't just take the whole bag in with him, but he said that would be weird too. So she stayed home with me, I don't mind - she is squishy and fun to play with and finger too!

Overall, she is a reasonably priced, fun toy to have if the care routine isn't too much of a bother for you! If you would like to have your own pirate booty, you can check her out at PinkCherry.ca Sex Toys! As a bonus, if you use the code SUMMER at the checkout before June 16th, you will get 20% off your entire purchase!! (Excluding Fleshlight)

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