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Friday, July 16, 2010

Fuckin' {or lack of} Friday #3  

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A couple weeks ago, my husband told me he was finally getting a few days off work and since he was gone for just about a full month this time we were both looking forward to it. His first day off was going to be on Sunday, and he was working on Saturday so I wasn't really expecting him to take the 10 hour drive home that night.

He surprised me by telling me he was on his way after work, and since I work on Saturdays too he was hoping to get to the city in time to pick me up when I was done (at 3am). Well, he didn't make it on time so I got a co-worker to drive me to my moms where I had to pick up the kids. We sat around for a few minutes before she was ready to drive us home, and while we were driving he sent me a text that he was looking for her place...We must have just missed each other and he got to the house about 2 minutes after I did!

My boys were away at camp, so we only had to worry about getting 2 kids to bed that night. It's a good thing because getting all 4 of them to bed promptly can be tough! I suppose the late night hour was on our side, because they were already tired and fell asleep pretty fast.

I showed him all my new toys and we started off by playing with the Anal Explorers a little bit, I told him I would only let him use them on me if I could use the on him first and he agreed! They were very easy to play with, and this was the first time I had convinced him to sit on his hands and knees so I could have full rear access and I loved it - even though he was feeling shy. Why, I am not sure..it's not like I have never seen his ass, we have been together for 12 years! Maybe he didn't like feeling like the vulnerable one for a change. Maybe next time he will let me use something bigger - if I'm lucky!

We also tried out the warming anal lube, and if he felt the warming he didn't mention it but when he dripped in onto my ass and started rubbing it in I felt it right away. The smallest explorer slipped in so easily that it almost felt as though there was nothing there at all. The largest was a little more to get used to but was still fairly easy, comfortable and pleasurable. I was using the Croupier on my clit and when he pulled out the explorer I started moaning, Oh Daddy...put it back in my ass! To which he replied, Daddy's got something else to put in your ass Baby.

I objected a little, arguing that he had to use some bigger toys first but he already had his mind made up and wasn't hearing it. It took him a few tries but he was finally able to slide his cock into me after adding more lube and started thrusting into my ass while I continued rubbing my clit with Croupier. He loved that he was able to finish inside of me and went to sleep happy.

He slept on the edge of the bed that night, which is usually my side and in the morning I woke up in that spot. He told me I nearly pushed him off the bed so he woke up early...oops! When he sleeps on the wall side he complains I squish him into the wall, can never keep this man happy for long...or maybe we just need a bigger bed!

While he was here, we also got the Under The Bed Restraints set up and played with the Heart to Heart whip a little bit. Waiting for a package that has some toys for him to use too, but it didn't make it to us before he had to go back. Watch for the upcoming reviews!

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Monday, July 5, 2010

Sinclair Institute Anal Explorers ~ Review  

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Like I have mentioned before, I have been on the search for the perfect toys to help us out is making anal more of a regular thing. When I saw these ones, I knew we had to give them a try!


The Anal Explorers from Sinclair Institute are silicone, so they are hypoallergenic, non-porous, latex and phthalate free which makes them safe to use, or share if you wanted (after sterilizing, of course!) They are also tasteless and odorless, if that is a concern. The packaging is pure white, with silver writing and a window on the front - it's actually quite nice even though it is plain. The box hinges open and the Explorers are kept in a double moulded plastic, keeping them protected from all sides. The colors are very light instead of the bold colors many silicone toys have, and were particularly appealing to me.

They are a little more pliable then some of my other silicone which makes them quite comfortable to use. The silicone has a soft velvety feel, with no visible seams. The tips are very small and the shaft flares out in the center making them very easy to insert. The smallest one (pink) is about the size of a pinky finger at 2" insertable length and about 1/2" thick, the medium one (green) has about 2.5" insertable length and 3/4" thick, while the largest (blue) is about the thickness of my thumb at about 1" but a bit longer at 3". All three are pretty small, so I think these would be perfect for anyone new to anal penetration. If you want a full feeling, these won't be the toy to expect it from.

Instead of a flared base like most butt plugs, these have a loop at the end. You are supposed to put them on your finger, like a ring. The box includes a warning I feel I should repeat - keep your finger in the grip at all times during use. These are not meant to be left inserted on their own. If you tried to use these without your finger secured in the grip, they will very likely be sucked in since the base is only slightly bigger than the probe! That said, I found the loops to be very tight on my fingers, and my husband could barely fit his pinky into them.They are supposed to stretch to fit and I think they may have been made this way on purpose so there is no risk of it accidentally slipping off, even if your fingers are covered in lube....but it still could have been a bit bigger. They are only slightly uncomfortable on my fingers, but my husbands hands are obviously bigger.



I actually found that the bullet from the MiVibe (Which is a Power Bullet) fit nicely into the finger grips (with lube), and created enough of a T-like base that I was able to use these without my fingers - though a longer bullet might be safer since the Power Bullet is only about 2" long. The vibrations travelled through the silicone extremely well and felt really nice! They vibrated quite a bit more than holding a bullet to a full size dildo, possibly due to their smaller size. I wish they would come out with a matching set(s) in bigger sizes since I love the look and feel of these. Once again, these were great to start out with, but if you are trying to work up to inserting a full sized sex toy or penis you may need something else to continue working with since the largest explorer is significantly smaller than a penis.

They can easily be cleaned in warm water with soap or sex toy cleaner and you can sterilize them by boiling for 3 minutes, wiping down with a 10% bleach solution, or by putting them in the top rack of your dishwasher with no soap. If you are wanting to sterilize in the dishwasher I would suggest having them in a secured basket of some sort, since they are small enough that they might fall through the rack. They should be sterilized before switching between partners, possibly even after every use if you want to be sure to keep them free from bacteria.

They are very reasonably priced around $20 and I would definitely recommend them to anyone new to anal, or looking for something small to play with during oral or intercourse.

I received this product for review from Adult Sex Toys: Over 8000 Sex Toys and Adult Toys to choose from. The opinions within this post are of my own and I was not influenced in any way. Please do your own research before purchasing products. Your opinions and results may differ.

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